Canned Florida Sunshine!

That's right, this is some genuine canned Florida Sunshine!
Contents: This container is guaranteed to be filled with nothing but pure, undiluted, and unadulterated FLORIDA SUNSHINE, canned in America's only sub-tropical state on the North American continent.  Contents have been produced for export to unfortunate Yankees who cannot live in Florida where sunshine is freely available to all throughout the year.

Sit Down and Eat Your Turkey Stick!

Please keep all hands and feet inside the high chair at all times, do not exit the high chair until the Turkey Stick is finished, and by all means do not eat those delicious Turkey Sticks alone, please share!  Yum!