"Dash" on over and Register for the Utah Human Race

 Prepare to dash in the Utah Human Race 5k or 10k walk/run this upcoming Thanksgiving Day!  Come burn a few calories and create lasting memories at the 7th Annual Utah Human Race, benefiting, Utah Food Bank, on November 22, 2012.  Register online at https://www.utahfoodbank.org/utah-human-race/register

This Dash Detergent can help wash your clothes after that wonderful 5k/10k race on Thanksgiving Day!  Just throw your clothes in the wash, and get ready for some TURKEY!!  Register online at: https://www.utahfoodbank.org/utah-human-race/register

A Special Cleanser

Bottle states it cures the common cold and even the flu!  This must be some crazy hot sauce!

Canned Florida Sunshine!

That's right, this is some genuine canned Florida Sunshine!
Contents: This container is guaranteed to be filled with nothing but pure, undiluted, and unadulterated FLORIDA SUNSHINE, canned in America's only sub-tropical state on the North American continent.  Contents have been produced for export to unfortunate Yankees who cannot live in Florida where sunshine is freely available to all throughout the year.

Sit Down and Eat Your Turkey Stick!

Please keep all hands and feet inside the high chair at all times, do not exit the high chair until the Turkey Stick is finished, and by all means do not eat those delicious Turkey Sticks alone, please share!  Yum! 

Happy Birthday Food Drive Blog!

An ode to the first item ever posted on the Utah Food Bank Food Drive Item of the Day Blog: 
Oh Pigs Feet, how great it was to meet.  We have long sent you off, to be someones treat.  And as the years have passed, we have not forgotten how, you made someone's day special, by being such a unique meat!

Fromage Feta Danois

This "fromage", French for cheese is a product of Denmark.  As you can see this can is bloated.  Utah Food Bank does not send out any cans that are bloated or otherwise damaged.

 

You've got the right one baby...Uh huh!

This retro Diet Pepsi can brings back some memories of some pretty good commercials.